A Popular Appeal

21 Sep

We spent today doing nothing at all, except for thinking about you. Our fingers got greasy from pulling at our hair and scratching our scalps. We spent five silent hours sitting at the kitchen table, with our heads in our hands, thinking only about you. We think we love you, but we never know what to say to you… We need to know more about you. And you should know more about us

Notice of Trash Inspection

To protect you and your fellow readers, the SuperKuhlWunderBlog Security Administration (SSA) is required by law to inspect all of your trash bags. As part of this process, some trash bags are opened and physically inspected. Your trash was among those selected for physical inspection.

During the inspection, your trash and its contents may have been searched for prohibited items or personal information. At the completion of the inspection, some contents were returned to your trash.

If the SSA security officer was unable to open your trash for inspection because it was locked, the officer may have been forced to break the locks on your trash can. SSA sincerly regrets having to do this, however SSA is not liable for damage to your locks resulting from this necessary invasion of privacy.

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We appreciate your understanding and cooperation. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, please feel free to forward your social security number, home address, and birthdate to the SuperKuhlWunderBlog

God Bless,

SKWB

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2 Responses to “A Popular Appeal”

  1. stevenus September 22, 2010 at 1:20 am #

    what the fuck are you talking about?

    • jasonbox September 22, 2010 at 10:38 am #

      It’s a pretty standard notice of trash inspection. Anytime we inspect your trash we’re required by law to inform you. Consider yourself informed.

      However, you might not fully understand our notification until you “get your degree, set yourself free, National American University!

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