america–an allegorical metaphor

27 Sep

good morning, america. no, nothing’s wrong, i just rolled away a bit so i can see you better. take you in in all your beauty and glory. oh. i hadn’t noticed that mole before. no, it’s no big deal, i still love you for who you are. um. i mean, i know i’ve said i don’t care if girls wear makeup or not. but, america, now i see why you always wear so much. i’ll go get out and get some coffee, you just stay in bed and take it easy, ok?

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2 Responses to “america–an allegorical metaphor”

  1. amanda September 27, 2010 at 2:07 pm #

    ouch.

  2. jasonbox December 26, 2014 at 2:09 am #

    And over 4 years later, you haven’t returned from your coffee run.

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